sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
A scrub is a guy that can get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Tryin’ to holla at me"
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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You can come out when your done bein a little faggot
ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.
(Source: simsgonewrong, via pobherty)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
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